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A healthy fetish

January 31st 2012 00:34
My best friend and I have this in common: we find the purchase of new sports shoes a deeply moving, spiritual experience. For him it's more tennis shoes and for me it's more running shoes, but we have the same awestruck reaction. There is nothing else like it. Being present at the birth of your first child may come close.


The subject came up when I went to the doctor yesterday to check out a small growth on my face. The doctor had a close look but quickly pronounced it safe. ``Completely benign,'' he said, and I relaxed. ``It's an age thing,'' he said, which rather ruined the effect.

He gave me the option of having it removed immediately or later, and then asked how my achilles tendinitis was going. This had been the cause of a visit to his surgery five weeks earlier, and I gave him a brief and grumpy summary of my severely curtailed jogging program. The doctor listened and suggested moving off concrete paths and running on grass, and also considering new shoes.

``Anyway,'' he said, standing to end the visit, ``I'm glad I've been able to deliver good news. As I said, that little growth is nothing to worry about.''

``Who cares about the growth?'' I said, hardly listening while counting on my fingers.

``You're right! It's been almost three years. I'm off to get new running shoes!''



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For love of life, and Ivy

September 9th 2009 00:23
For anyone who hasn't seen the story about 104-year-old Ivy Bean, the internet's new social networking phenom, go read all about it at Janet Collins' The Social Critic blog.

Go Ivy!
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Sporting mind

May 16th 2009 05:04
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My team lost today. It was heartbreaking.

They had been doing so well. They had won four in a row and eight of the past 10. They had moved steadily up the rankings and were showing the fight to be around come finals time.

And then they go lose an ugly, scrappy game like today's. It was heartbreaking.

A friend, hearing my detailed description of desolation, interrupted with what I assume was an attempt at consolation. "Never mind," he said, "they can't win every game."

I was shocked. "Why can't they win every game?" I asked him.

He looked at me strangely. "You sports nuts never seem to grow up," he said.

Non-sports nuts never seem to understand. Sports fans don't grow up. It's not in the lexicon. To do so would spoil everything.
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The doctor arrived on horseback

January 14th 2009 21:27
twins celebrate 101st
Being active keeps them healthy

They were born on New Year's Day 1908. The doctor arrived on horseback.

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My perfect Christmas present

January 9th 2009 22:35
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Most people, when I tell them what I am about to tell you, either look scared and run away or nod caringly and pat me on the head. Occasionally, however, I find a kindred spirit. I recognise the common affliction because, instead of backing away, their eyes light up and their arms wave and they start jabbering foolishly.

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